Patience Jonathan says Buhari’s brain is dead
First Lady, Dame Patience Jonathan, has encouraged all Nigerian women to vote en masse for the Peoples Democratic Party, PDP, during the March 28 presidential election because the brain of the All Progressives Congress, APC, presidential candidate, Gen. Muhammadu Buhari, is dead.
Disclosing this on Tuesday during the PDP women presidential campaign rally in Lokoja, Kogi State, she described Buhari as unfit to be the country’s president, alleging he is too old.
“Wetin him dey find again? Him dey drag with him pikin mate,” she said in pidgin English, adding that, “Old man wey no get brain, him brain don die pata pata.”
Swayed by the cheers of the crowd, the First Lady sporadically sang to taunt her husband’s main challenger at this month’s presidential election, by singing “If you vote Buhari, na your prison; if you vote APC, na your wahala.”
She continued, “What is change? Why did you not change things when you were there? Is it now that you want to be doing the things you weren’t doing before?
“Jonathan looked at us and said women, I am giving you the position of the chief justice of this country. Okonjo-Iweala is a woman, Diezani is a woman. Seventy percent of his cabinet are women.
“He also gave us the opportunity to start enrolling for the regular combatant course at the NDA (Nigerian Defense Academy). “He wants continuity because he has vowed to do more. He places Nigerians in his mind and if he says he will do this, he will do it. So what are we looking for? If we women of Nigeria don’t appreciate Goodluck and we are looking for bus conductor, it is left for us.”
While calling on the people to obtain their permanent voter cards (PVCs) in order to participate in the election, she stated that her visit was meant to appreciate them, urging them to “remember that your vote is your power and it is good to vote wisely”.
According to her, “Those of you that do not have PVC should endeavor to collect it because all these things you are doing is meaningless without PVC.
“I thank you very much the people of Kogi. This time around I came to thank you very well. I brought some gift for you, I brought rice, I brought meat, I brought brocade. I brought many things for you. It is not for election but to thank you very well,” she said.
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Chris Brown; The Father Of 9 Year Old Baby
Chris Brown, is reportedly a dad to a 9-month-old baby girl with a former model by the name of Nia. Tmz Reports.
“ Chris Brown’s the proud father of a 9-month-old baby girl…The baby’s mother is a 31-year-old former model named Nia – who we’re told has known Chris for several years.
Sources connected to both Nia and Chris tell us they are on very good terms — however they’re not together romantically. We’re told 25-year-old Chris is happy about being a father.
It does not appear there is a formal child support order in place — and we do not know the nature of any informal terms of support.”(TmZ)
Patience Jonathan’s reaction after seeing Shey Shay in a skinpy gown sitting close to Oga Jonathan.
After seeing Pictures of a Scantily clad Seyi Shay, sitting close to her husband, President Goodluck Jonathan, surface online early this morning, Nigeria’s first Lady, Dame Patience Jonathan has gone on a verbal tirade expressing her anger and dismay at the untoward behavior of the Nigerian Songstress.
Seyi Shay, who was recently under fire by the Nigerian online community over comments she made regarding Amber Rose, was already feeling the brunt of Nigerians online this morning, as they criticized her choice of attire at the #MeetThePresident Gathering in Lagos recently.
However, that was nothing compared to the First Lady’s reaction on seeing pictures of the Singer sitting on a couch next to the President, wearing a skimpy purple gown.
In the First Lady’s words:
“What is strong with all this girls, ehn? WHAT IS STRONG WITH THEM? I CANNOT LEAVE MY HUSBAND FIVE MINUTES THAT SOMEBODY WILL WEAR SHORT GOWN AND OPEN LAP FOR EBELE TO LOOKING AT? HA! THEY WANT TO TAKE MY HUSBAND? THEY WANT TO BECOME FIRST LADY? IT CANNOT WORK O! NEVER!”
“ANYBODY THAT SEE THAT GIRL SHOULD TELL HER SHE SHOULD NEVER GO NEAR MY HUSBAND AGAIN. OR ANY GOFMENT PERSON. IF SHE TRY IT, SHE WILL SEE MY RED EY! WARN HER O! HEEEY!”
Hahaha! Ouch! Shey Shay should better stay clear madam’s husband cos the anger in her after seeing the photos no be for here.
Just hope oga wasn’t really looking or rather didn’t notice the smooth sweet thighs as they swung close to him. Maybe that was the reason for that awkward smile.
Ghana Presidential Jet Caught Fire
Ghana presidential jet caught fire on Tuesday at the Kotoka International Airport in the capital Accra.
Reports say the Falcon 900, slowed down and caught fire while attempting to take off.
A press statement issued by the Ghana Armed Forces and signed by the Director of Public Relations, Lieutenant Commander, Andy La-Anyane noted that “the fire was caused as a result of friction between the wheels and the runway surface”.
He said the craft was on its way to Malabo, Equatorial Guinea on a mission.
The official statement from the Ghana Armed Forces said the crew experienced slight operational problems with the computer system as the craft taxied on the runway preparing to take off.
As a result, the statement said, “the aircraft returned to the Air Force Base in Accra to reset the computers.”
It added that during the second attempt to take-off, the “aircraft lost two main left wheels.”
Emergency procedures were followed and passengers were promptly disembarked.
It, however, was not revealed if pre-flight procedures were equally followed.
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